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Command                                                   What it does
/me <action>                                                                Performs an actions. IE: Stephen dances.
/nick <newnickname>                                                         Changes your nickname into the entered nickname.
/ns register {yourPassword} {yourEmailAccountName@yourMailProvider}         Allows you to protect your nickname with a password.
/ignore <nickname>                                                          Ignores all messages from that nickname.
/unignore <nickname>                                                        Remove an ignore from a nickname.
/query <nickname>                                                           Sends a private message to that nickname.
/whois <nickname>                                                           Looks up information about nickname.
/join <#channel name>                                                       Opens another channel in a different tab. (IE: /join #Elfpack)
/clear                                                                      Clears the chat box.
/away <message>                                                             Displays a message when someone uses the "/whois" command on you.




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2009-12-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*laughs.. then sighs.* Damnit. I'm old. Lol.. 6th grade: 8 years ago.]

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: Lol nah your old grade 6 was six years for me

2009-12-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lol.. Im old?!]

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: NO!

2009-12-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [IM OLD!..hard time hearing. Lol. How was your Thanksgiving?]

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: Lol your not old cause that means I'm old and I'm not old...my thanksgiving was in October I'm Canadian and it was good how was yours

2009-12-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lol Nutuh!! I'm older than you so you are still young!.. and Mine was good. Nothing special. I baked a lot.]

2009-12-03 [Vlashneer]: Pssssh, well I'm older than both of you so you can't be old cause I'm not old.

2009-12-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: o.O

so says mr.bad knees >.>"

2009-12-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Mr. Bad Knees... Hey.. Atleast it's not Mr. E.D. yet!]

2009-12-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: LMFAO

why bring lavon up?

2009-12-03 [Vlashneer]: *laughs*
Yes, poke fun at my grandpa knees.

2009-12-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **wiggles nose and sticks out tongue at nathan**

you opened yourself up for that

2009-12-03 [Vlashneer]: *winks at AJ*
I'm pretty open for a lot of things as long as it has to do with you love.

2009-12-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **raises eyebrow and chuckles**

so you say now

2009-12-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [!AWWWE!]

2009-12-03 [Vlashneer]: *raises an eyebrow and gives a misceavious smile*
At least once.

2009-12-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **wiggles nose and blushes giggling**

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: All of us are not old

2009-12-03 [Vlashneer]: I'll second that thought.

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: All those in favour say I

2009-12-03 [Vlashneer]: Eye?

2009-12-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [eYe!]

2009-12-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [An eye for an eye!]

2009-12-03 [Vlashneer]: Hold on, I don't wanna lose an eye!

2009-12-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **looks around the room all shifty eyed shivering slightly**

2009-12-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*Looks for something sharp*]

2009-12-03 [JuggaloTJ]: hey everyone what up

2009-12-03 [Vlashneer]: They're gonna steal my eye!

2009-12-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **grabs nates head and shoves it into my crotch**

YOUR SAVE THERE

2009-12-03 [Vlashneer]: *gives a thumbs up*

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: Lol wow

2009-12-03 [PYROMAN]: im deleting htis stupid shit how do i do that?

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: No idea

2009-12-03 [Caligulove]: I just got some shexsay pants.....damn my ass looks good.

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: Nice

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: Omg great song 'Temporary Home' by Carrie Underwood

2009-12-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [OMG *Tackles LilD* youre always here when I am x)]

2009-12-03 [Doll]: O.O *watches tackling*

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: Lol yeah

2009-12-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*NomNoms on Her*]

2009-12-03 [Doll]: >.> *sees nomming*

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: *giggles*

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: So what are my peeps up to

2009-12-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [>.<] [I Hate Peeps] [>.<]

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: Lol Not what I meant

2009-12-03 [Doll]: Peeps are so cute though O.O

2009-12-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: until they've been chewed up by a one year old >.>"

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: Who was chewed up a one year old

2009-12-03 [Doll]: little marshmellow birdies ^_^

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: Lol ^_^

2009-12-03 [Doll]: <img:stuff/aj/1353/1259870313.jpg>

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: Lol I love it

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: :) cute!

2009-12-03 [Doll]: O.O why is it in a condom?

2009-12-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: LMFAO

its a long story

ask [Vlashneer] if you really wana know

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: Lol

2009-12-03 [Doll]: oh and i will >.>

2009-12-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **giggles**

ahhhhhhhhhhh he's gona be all like.. why did you show them that.. LMAFO

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: Lol cause you could

2009-12-03 [Doll]: lol, uh well... message sent >.>
*is too curious to not ask* :P

2009-12-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [...LMFAO! I love the Peep Show picture!]

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: *sits on the floor*

2009-12-03 [Doll]: ^_^
<img:http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2008/02/08/PH2008020802151.jpg>

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: Lol

2009-12-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: omfg I love that one doll

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: It is extremely adorable

2009-12-03 [Doll]: hehehe its funny

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: Yep

2009-12-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [..LOL!]

2009-12-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: >.>"

to many pictures of ex douche and I up on myspace

taking to long to delete all >.<"

2009-12-03 [Doll]: :( aww, you need some kind of super deleter thing...

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: I hate that when you so many it takes forever go take down but then you get to burn them literally and figuretively

2009-12-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*rips open shirt to expose the S on my chest*]

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: Lol it's super shawty lol

2009-12-03 [Doll]: <img:http://www.greengrownandsexy.com/wp-content/2009/04/peeps-dress.jpg>

>.>

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: Wow

2009-12-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*an AWE is heard as my laugh echos in the room* x)]

2009-12-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: erm

not sure what to say about that >.>"

2009-12-03 [Doll]: i so want an outfit made of peeps >.>

2009-12-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [WHOAH! I Loves It.. But... What if it gets wet.. >.<]

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: I want one too

2009-12-03 [PYROMAN]: 0_o.......peep....peep...peep..

2009-12-03 [Doll]: stay away from water silly....
and i like the idea of "if you can eat this all off of me you can have me"...
lol, some one would be so sick after eating that many peeps >.<

2009-12-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: I wana eat peeps off of doll >.>"

2009-12-03 [PYROMAN]: wonder whats squishier........heh...

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: Lol oh my

2009-12-03 [PYROMAN]: i could so eat half of em X_X

2009-12-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [..No Offence.. But I still couldn't eat the peeps. BLAH!]

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: Sure sure that's what they all say

2009-12-03 [PYROMAN]: ommfg.....im being questioned about what i did last night i was so gonna do x but i smoked sum weed

2009-12-03 [Doll]: *is pondering how many would be needed* >.>

2009-12-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **stares at doll wide eyed**

2009-12-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lol well what are they. A dime for 50? You should SOO doo that >.<]

2009-12-03 [PYROMAN]: 0_o holy shit how many pepes are on there? let start sumthn rofl

2009-12-03 [PYROMAN]: the dude didnt answer so we got a dime from sum dude he knew

2009-12-03 [Doll]: i would have to get the measurements for peeps and multiply the number of them to fix around me, plus however "long" the skirt would be...
and then making a top >.>

2009-12-03 [PYROMAN]: 0_o damn....sexy and smart

2009-12-03 [Doll]: *has brains and knows how to use them*
a trianglular top wouldnt be too hard to make
i could connect the little Peeps by stringing them onto some fishing line...

2009-12-03 [PYROMAN]: yea

2009-12-03 [PYROMAN]: 0_o make peeps pasties :D

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: Lol I want a peep outfit

2009-12-03 [Doll]: im sooo going to try to make some thing this easter when peeps are easily found ^_^

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: ^_^ smashing idea

2009-12-03 [Doll]: hopefully it will work out ^_^

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: Yeah

2009-12-04 [Doll]: ITS EVERYWHERE O.O

2009-12-04 [lil'devil_43]: Wow

2009-12-04 [Doll]: damn people spaming wikis and such everywhere >.>
The Doll, The Doll I, The Doll II, The Doll III, I LOVE FAKE, Doll for Crew

2009-12-04 [beet]: it takes me six minutes to get my dik out :)
and she sez ur so big and tasty
so i take my long ting and level it up to her pussy :)
inpreggnating u with the bass 

2009-12-04 [lil'devil_43]: Ummm ok then

2009-12-04 [Doll]: uh, what?

2009-12-04 [lil'devil_43]: Awkward

2009-12-04 [Doll]: more confusing to me, i dont fully understand when there is so much misspelling and bad grammar O.o

2009-12-04 [Bunny Chan]: lol

2009-12-04 [Doll]: ^_^ sooo...

2009-12-04 [lil'devil_43]: so true

2009-12-04 [Doll]: *cough* need another topic *cough, cough*

2009-12-04 [Yokita the Slave]: i like penguins!!!!!

2009-12-04 [Doll]: penguin penis? O.o

2009-12-04 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: omfg

dancing penguins..

hot pink floppy rubbery dildos

wait.. what?

2009-12-04 [Yokita the Slave]: seee subject ish change^^

2009-12-04 [Doll]: <img:http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/king_penguin_breeding_3sfw.jpg>

Penguin sex!

2009-12-04 [Bunny Chan]: lol

2009-12-04 [Doll]: no O.O wtf is this about...
<img:http://news.softpedia.com/images//news2/The-Largest-Penis-in-the-World-2.jpg>

2009-12-04 [Doll]: OMG "Fossilized penis bone from extinct walrus"
<img:http://yeinjee.com/discovery/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/8000-walrus-penis.jpg>

2009-12-04 [Yokita the Slave]: whoot

2009-12-04 [Doll]: *eyes twitch* odd stuff....

2009-12-04 [lil'devil_43]: Interesting change of subject...O.o

2009-12-04 [Bunny Chan]: yeah

2009-12-04 [Doll]: it so worked ^_^
any one else going to have nightmares tonight?

2009-12-04 [Yokita the Slave]: hey i try

2009-12-04 [Doll]: ^_^

2009-12-04 [lil'devil_43]: Lol I will probably have one tonight...nightmare that is...lol

2009-12-05 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: o.o

doll

WTF >.>"

2009-12-05 [lil'devil_43]: Lol

2009-12-05 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [The last picture.. I find the guy's face to be Priceless.. Like "Ehh.. Really?!"]

2009-12-05 [lil'devil_43]: Lol yeah it is

2009-12-06 [Yokita the Slave]: just kinda looks like hrmmmmm..... where did i acquire this from

2009-12-06 [Doll]: lol ^_^ the things you find on Google Image search ^_^

2009-12-06 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: omfg I love google

2009-12-06 [Yokita the Slave]: me too you can find anything

2009-12-06 [Doll]: yeeeah >.< even things you didnt think you were looking for

2009-12-06 [Yokita the Slave]: oh dear

2009-12-06 [lil'devil_43]: Yep it's great

2009-12-07 [lil'devil_43]: Sings *hakunama tata what a wonderful phrase*

2009-12-08 [lil'devil_43]: Sings * I'm all alone there's no one here beside me*

2009-12-08 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **peeks out from under the couch at you**

2009-12-08 [lil'devil_43]: Hello there *leans over the side where I sit*

2009-12-08 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **whimpers but softly says**

hello...

**glances around nervously**

2009-12-08 [lil'devil_43]: It's ok I don't think anyone else is here...what are you nervous about

2009-12-08 [JuggaloTJ]: im bk on fake did anyone miss me.

2009-12-08 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **whispers**

elephant penor..

2009-12-08 [lil'devil_43]: Umm ok then

2009-12-08 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **shudders still peeking out from under the couch**

2009-12-08 [lil'devil_43]: Sings *hakunama tata what a wonderful phrase hakunama tata ain't no passing craz it means no worries for the rest of your days*

2009-12-08 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **crawls out from under the couch reveling that she's naked**

2009-12-08 [Vlashneer]: *runs in with a blanket tackling AJ and wrapping it around her*
I've found you, Mad Streaker!

2009-12-08 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **squeaks and falls over**

2009-12-08 [Vlashneer]: *makes sure it's nice and tight around her*
That's right, we've got you know Frank Johnson of....
*looks down again*
OH! Aj, what're you doing here? I was trying to catch the Mad Streaker, but you're not the Mad Streaker.

2009-12-08 [lil'devil_43]: *sits on the couch in silence*

2009-12-08 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **grumbles and glares at nathan**

2009-12-08 [lil'devil_43]: <.< > .>

2009-12-08 [Vlashneer]: *rubs the back of my neck laughing*
Wow, is my face red.
*reaches down to loosen up the blanket*
I mean, what're the odds right?

2009-12-08 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **growls angerly at you and slaps you acrossed the face running off**

2009-12-08 [lil'devil_43]: :O O.o

2009-12-08 [Vlashneer]: *stares confused at where she'd been*

2009-12-09 [lil'devil_43]: Bored bored bored

2009-12-09 [lil'devil_43]: I'm all alone there's no one here beside me

2009-12-09 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*pouts* Im All Alone]

2009-12-09 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [...lol.]

2009-12-09 [lil'devil_43]: Lol we can be alone together

2009-12-09 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lol. I sure hope so.]

2009-12-09 [lil'devil_43]: Lol

2009-12-09 [Yokita the Slave]: uhhhhhh..........

2009-12-09 [lil'devil_43]: .....

2009-12-09 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **is always under the couch.. nakkid..**

2009-12-09 [Yokita the Slave]: i joins you ~strips and crawls under the couch~^^

2009-12-09 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **squeals in delight**

2009-12-09 [lil'devil_43]: * sits on the couch*

2009-12-10 [Yokita the Slave]: hey hey hey get off mine and kandy's >.<

2009-12-10 [lil'devil_43]: Lol sorry didn't see you there...what's happening under there? Is there a party going on under there I wasn't informed of? I feel hurt...lol

2009-12-10 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **mews peeking out**

2009-12-10 [lil'devil_43]: *waves*

2009-12-10 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **meeps and ducks back under the couch**

2009-12-10 [lil'devil_43]: *gets on my knees and looks under the couch*

2009-12-10 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **stares at you as a party of nakkid people behind her dance**

2009-12-10 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*stumbles around the couch*]

2009-12-10 [lil'devil_43]: can I join the party?

2009-12-10 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **meeps and ducks back to the party of nakkid people**

**nods for you to join the party of nakkid peoples**

2009-12-10 [lil'devil_43]: *stripes naked and joins the party*

2009-12-10 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **makes wooting noises and dances with the other nakkid peoples**

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